A Post About Nothing

I have to get up early in the morning, but I just can't fall asleep right now.  It's too early!  How do you people do it?  I know it's Sunday, I know you've been awake since dawn, but come on.  There's a whole city out there just as bored as you are. 

So I screw around online to try and make myself tired, rather than finish reading Haunted.  Which is what I was doing this afternoon when I fell asleep on the couch.  Obviously, I'm brilliant.

Anyway, from a girlfriend's blog:

Speaking of Christmas, to shut certain people up (yes, that means you, Nicholas), I'm posting a bit of my list.

A proper kitty bed for Cersei -- she loves her towel-in-a-shoebox, but really
Booze -- Stoli, Shakers, good scotch, Disaronno, good wine
Porn -- I have no preferences
Good flavored coffee
Gift cards to Sephora, Half Price Books, Barnes & Noble
I also have an extensive amazon wishlist, which I'd link to if amazon weren't being assy

My friends are hilarious, no?

I heard one of my exes' bands on the radio as I was driving home tonight, and now his voice is totally stuck in my head.  So much for falling asleep peacefully.  This town is too small, by the way.

Have you seen this wonderful site, Stuff On My Cat?  Go ahead, click the link.  I bet you can't look at it without smiling, maybe even laughing out loud.

Comments

[Shhhhhh]

Hey! What the... royalties, man, I want royalties.

What, you say this site does not actually generate income? Fine, a percentage of phone numbers of hot boys who hit the site will do.

[Alexis]

I get first pick.