Dear Girl Friday,
Where can I find some decent bedroom pillows? I've had my current
feather-stuffed pillows for a few years now and they're emptying out rather
quickly. I don't want the run of the mill foam department store pillows,
either -- I'd rather get something that would impress my special over-nite
Loosing Feathers and Sleep
Alright! Finally, some Reader Mailbag! (Have I taught you all so well? Do you no longer need me?)
I happen to sleep on the best pillow I've ever owned, and I bought it at the State Fair Grandstand last summer. Cushy, soft, adjustable, supportive, and just great for soothing my chronic back and neck problems. You can either purchase one from MyPillowShop.com, or wait a few more months for the same special deal I got at the fair.
The MyPillow feels like down, and is cooling to the touch like down, but is made from some futuristic space age material--or something; I think that's what the guy said--that never loses its shape or comes apart like down sometimes does. Plus, no animals were harmed in the making of this pillow.
Dear Girl Friday,
I'm currently accepting applications for a girlfriend. Do you know anybody?
- Gainfully employed as a bartender at Azia [Editor's Note: No, not that bartender. That's Cory, and lay off bitches, he's MINE!]
- Musician in local band, Hojas Rojas
- High testosterone levels
- Has a car
- No back hair
- "Happy drunk"
- 5'-5'8" (definitely not taller than 5'10")
- Fit, somewhat active (Rollerblading okay, but not as main mode of transportation)
- Gainfully employed (flexible hours preferred)
- No offspring
- Passionate about music
- Likes to leave the lights on, if you know what I mean
Christ, is everyone getting laid but me? Alright, fine, I'll find you a special lady friend. Any lovely ladies interested in meeting this fabulous catch of a man should come down to Azia tomorrow evening or Thursday evening and introduce yourself. DJ is cute, sweet, and funny. He definitely gets the Girl Friday stamp of approval. If you miss the 2-day window this week, you might be able to squeeze in some conversation at the Hojas Rojas CD release party on July 14th at the 400 Bar. Just be prepared to fight your way past all the other babes with their sights set on DJ.
There. It feels so good to do a little public service once in a while.