It's time for change. The blowjob bumper sticker had a good run on the Stratus, but it's become a little tiresome. I'm also getting sick of people asking "where did you get that?" (my sister bought it in NYC, but you can buy them here), or assuming I'm politically affiliated with the DNC (I'm not).
I'm going old school, taking it back to the days before the Stratus. I'm currently on the hunt for a white deftones sticker just like the one I had on my old Avenger. I tried the malls to no avail, so if anyone spots one, please let me know.
Eventually, I'd like to make room for some bumper stickers in the making. My friend Troy and I have hatched an idea that may surpass the brilliant Morning After greeting card line that Rex and I were working on. The new idea is to twist up boring political issues bumper stickers, making them totally obnoxious and/or offensive. The sticker line is named after the prodigy of the bunch:
"KEEP YOUR LAWS OFF MY SODOMY"
(instead of "KEEP YOUR LAWS OFF MY BODY")
We think that one will be the biggest seller. Some other favorites:
"WELL-BEHAVED WOMEN RARELY GET DIVORCED"
("WELL-BEHAVED WOMEN RARELY MAKE HISTORY")
"ONE MAN, TWO WOMEN"
("ONE MAN, ONE WOMAN")
"PRO CHILD PRO GUN"
(PRO CHILD PRO CHOICE")
Troy really likes "START SEEING PORN" ("START SEEING MOTORCYCLES"), but I'm still not convinced of the saleability of that one.