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Jason

This reminds me of the editing problems we had when we did the story on your business. That damn bumper sticker was in almost all of our car shots, as we followed you around town. I'm in favor of magnetic non-sticker-stickers. Then you can take them off when you get on TV!

Bexley

GOD IS MY DESIGNATED DRIVER

MOM

I, too, am all in favor of the magnetic bumper stickers, especially in this case!

taulpaul

Did someone say Avenger? Aren't you in another Dodge product now? Can you just see DeRusha one of those new Chargers, sporting a suit.

taulpaul

Oh, you should look into using electroluminescence in the bumper magnets.

Alexis

Genius, Bexley.

Rex

SPEAK SOFTLY AND CARRY A BIG DILDO
A KINDER, GENTLER BUKKAKE
ASK NOT WHAT YOUR MISTRESS CAN DO FOR YOU...
IT'S THE OTHER HOLE, STUPID

Alexis

Why's it always gotta be about sex with you?

taulpaul

FOUR SORES AND SEVEN DEARS AGO
WHAT HATH TROJAN WROUGHT
SOILED SHORTS IS KINKY

Taylor

The sticker on the window of my car says, "Supporter of the Minneapolis Police Union".

black java

I like the "START SEEING PORN". I would never slap that on my bumper but I betcha someone would.

geoff

"My Other Ride is Alexis' Mom"

Marchelle

Oh, NO, he didn't!

geoff

I thought that "My Other Ride is A Lexis" was a bit more creative, but wouldn't provoke nearly the same response.

Dave

A guy I work with suggested adding a yellow diagonal stripe to one of those "=" bumper stickers to turn it in to a "not equal" sign. I'm pro-gay marriage, but I gotta admit that's pretty funny.

How about:

THINK GLOBALLY ACT CHILDISHLY

GAS, GRASS, OR ASS: SOME STAINS ARE HARD TO GET OUT

FREE TIBET WITH PURCHASE

GOD BLESS THE WHOLE WORLD. EXCEPT NEW ZEALAND, THOSE CUNTS.

IT WILL BE A GREAT DAY WHEN OUR SCHOOLS GET ALL THE MONEY THEY NEED TO BUY A BOMBER.

Alexis

Look out, Dave's on a roll!

Nick

Here's my steaming pile of mediocrity:

Jesus is coming, open wide!

My Karma ran over your Grandma.

COME THE RAPTURE
Can I have your wife?

IF YOU'RE NOT OUTRAGED, THEN YOU'RE PROBABLY ON QUALUDES AS WELL. HIGH FIVE.

IF YOU CAN'T TRUST ME WITH A CHOICE, HOW CAN YOU TRUST ME WITH A COAT HANGER?

and along the same lines Dave was thinking, instead of an equal sign, how about a greater-than (>) sign?

Alexis

More fantastic suggestions!

Too bad you suckers aren't getting any royalties.

Dave

Pfft. If you want them, they are yours for the taking, Alexis.

Throw a "FREE TIBET WITH PURCHASE" sticker my way if you actually get around to printing them, and we'll call it even.

Take me out drinking some night, and I'd consider myself very well-compensated.

Jim Flynn

I know who took it! I was at Whole Foods one day and saw a guy writing with his finger on a guys unwashed car door.

He wrote "inconsiderate", I looked and the car was parked over the painted line.

Only in Minneapolis would you get big words like that! (Your bumper sticker was hilarious)

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