Injustice #1: Taylor's right: this is some bullshit. Some guys are trying to get Gary the Kickball Umpire removed from the city's Parks & Recreation League. For those that have played or just watched, you know that Gary's humor and theatrics--Gary can be seen juggling fire in a photo on our team's Myspace, and is also umping the game in our MNStories video--make the games as fun as they are. He's a friend and a damn good umpire. Taylor edited the letter, which is very, very long, but I've uploaded the whole thing. If you're a kickballer, you should read it. Then you should complain about this ridiculousness.
Injustice #2: The fictional erotica blog Mpls Eros is gone after being up for just two days (here's the Google cache in case you blinked and missed it). There's speculation that the blog is just down temporarily because it's switching to Wordpress, but I tend to think differently; now the email address and Twitter account associated with Mpls Eros have both been deleted. The pseudonymed author wished to remain anonymous; perhaps they were made by a stalker after the blog got some attention on MNSpeak. Similar things have happened to other female bloggers, including me when my home address was posted anonymously in an old thread.
Injustice #3: Why is there no MyOpenBar.com (Your Guide to Free Booze) for the Twin Cities? Please, someone, start one up here. Find the time, because you'll have no problem finding the sponsors.