Typhoid Mary

I woke up this morning with sore bones and joints and a headache, which are almost daily symptoms for me once winter starts creeping in.  But it turns out I also have a somewhat alarming body temperature accompanied by the shivers, so apologies in advance for not constructing the post I had originally planned to write today.

Lexi out.

P.S. I got an email from the Kare 11 reporter who interviewed me about my column.  The piece will air on Monday (November 5th) at 10pm, so be sure to watch!

P.P.S. I was driving down Monroe Street last night when I spotted a group of trick-or-treaters, and one of them was smoking.  Only in Northeast.

Comments

[mplsman]

Sorry to read your not feeling well. I own a wellness center on 54th and Lyndale called "Praxis Healing Arts". Come on in when you are feeling up to it and I'll give you $10 off a massage or acupuncture. That goes for anyone else who mentions your blog till the end of November. Online booking is available.
www.praxishealingarts.com
Get well keep up the good work!

[Sarah Buckley]

I had the best costume trick or treating at my house last night...some kid who I would normally think to old to beg candy off me had on a perfect storm trooper costume. It looked as if he had spent months creating this master piece...I told him it kicked ass and gave him huge a pile of candy...then I thought should I say kick ass to kids....ah heel yeah it was RAD.

[Peter]

Sounds like influenza! If it is still within two days of onset of symptoms, you might still get some benefit from a drug called oseltamivir (Tamiflu). Ask your doctor...Otherwise, liquids, rest, rinse, lather, repeat. Not to be that guy but...maybe the flu shot next year?

PS: Your column is the Funniest. Thing. Ever.