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Plastic Dilemmas

I was listening to NPR not too long ago on my way to the grocery store and, I forget which program, but there was a woman being interviewed who vowed to give up plastic for 2008.  The interviewer was giving her a pretty hard time, saying that it would be impossible to be a normal American consumer and not bring plastic into your household on an almost daily basis.

It became obvious how difficult giving up plastic would be as soon as I got to my destination.  When you walk inside a grocery store, you immediately face the produce and deli departments, where everything is either already wrapped in a plastic casing or expected to be scooped up into a thin plastic bag.  I suppose the latter is easily remedied with something like EcoBags cotton produce bags for your fruits and veggies, but how in the heck do you buy a block of cheese? 

Vegetable oil?  Shampoo?  Anything bought frozen most likely comes in some sort of plastic freezer burn-proof covering.  Even a paper box of saltines has four individually-wrapped sleeves inside, plastic protecting the crackers from going stale.  I'm sitting at my desk right now between my notary stamp and my BlackBerry, both made of plastic.  I don't buy leather, so guess what most of my shoes are made from.  I often shop at La Placita Super Mercado, where, like seemingly all Mexican markets, I get one plastic bag for every three items purchased (and often double-bagged).

The grocery shops offer recycling for your plastic shopping bags; the big stores I frequent have big bins near the door in which you can stuff your monthly accumulation of Target bags, Nordstrom Rack bags, DSW bags, and all those generic white THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU bags from every other place.  I diligently turn my collection over to Byerly's and Cub Foods a couple times a year.

I'm also a recycling maniac at home; everything the City of Minneapolis accepts, I give.  On average, I generate just one bag of trash for every 6 full bags of recyclables.  If I composted my food waste, the difference would probably be another whole bag.  But going through the first few inches of my kitchen trash just now--hey, it's my garbage--I still see a ton of stuff that can't be recycled but will remain in the soil or floating in the ocean for all eternity: sandwich baggies, the blister pack from a light bulb, the cap from a carton of horchata.

Do you know about Captain Charles Moore?  He's the guy who's dedicated his life to researching and documenting the North Pacific Gyre: that giant patch of plastic garbage swirling around in the currents of the Pacific Ocean.  Moore founded the Algalita Marine Research Foundation, its site the home of the famous plastic-ridden albatross carcass photos. There you can also watch a clip of Synthetic Sea: Plastic in the Open Ocean, which is pretty disturbing.  Captain Moore and a team of researchers shoved off again just last week and you can follow their latest research voyage to the North Pacific Gyre on the crew blog, updated almost daily.

Moore estimates that, unless we change our plastic consuming habits, there will be sixty times more plastic than plankton floating on the surface of the Pacific Ocean in just ten years (the current ratio there is already 6:1).  Not only toxic themselves, these plastic pieces act as super sponges to all the other toxins that don't dissolve in seawater.  Fish, seals, birds, dolphins and other sea creatures mistake floating plastic for food, eat it, and die.  Considering the area of the Gyre is larger than the United States and extends at least 30 meters below the water's surface, the impact on our oceanic environment (and subsequently land and air environments) is detrimental.

So what the hell am I supposed to do?  Devoting to a life without plastic would mean reverting to an indigenous lifestyle.  Out of the question. 

One of my recent vita.mn columns was about switching to eco-friendly menstrual products, and, by the time I finished writing it, I had effectively convinced myself to stop using conventional products, so I'm good there.  What other little things can be done?  Using aforementioned cloth produce bags at the grocery store, asking for no bag when buying anything I can either stash in my purse or carry out to the car easily, and avoiding non-recyclable plastic products and packaging in general will all help out the animals and the environment.

Obviously, some consumption of plastic is unavoidable (my car, Netflix, the screw top to my jar of conditioner) but there must be some better solutions to other regular uses.  How does one buy vegetable oil if not by the plastic bottle?  And what about water?  Despite what Mayor Rybak would have you believe, the yellow crap coming from my kitchen faucet is far from drinkable. 

Shampoo?  Laundry soap?  Food storage like plastic baggies and Gladware?  Anyone out there have any great ideas for reducing our dependency on plastic? 

I Told You Vegetarianism Wasn't a Cult

Wow, three blog posts in a day must be a record for me.

- The downtown Borders starts marking all regular stock down to 40% off tomorrow.

- Go vegetarian, save the world.  No, really.  It's a pretty compelling NYT article about the serious environmental damage of enslaving and slaughtering animals for food.

Movies I'll Love?

I find it really funny that Netflix is certain I'll love Introductory Guide to Wine because I gave Pink Floyd: Dark Side of the Moon a 5-star rating.  Ditto with magician David Blaine and Mexican comedy La Ley De Herodes.

The whole rating system has been a little suspect the last year or so.  I apply a 1-star margin of error when selecting, and it pretty much works every time.

Drinking With Ian/Drinking While Spelling

What's worse: 181 unread emails or 266 new Google Reader items?  Either way, that is the last time I leave both unattended for three full days.

So I was the guest on Drinking With Ian on Saturday night for a very special Valentine's Day episode.  It actually airs on Valentine's Day, so check here for your local cable channel.  I'm assuming you'll also be able to watch/download from there, in case you don't have basic cable.

I remember watching Diablo Cody on DWI and thinking she seemed a little this side of sauced; now I know why.  The bar is open and the booze flows freely.  Combine that with a jittery host* and a bunch of people that don't know each other being filmed in an enclosed space, and you have a total drinkfest.

The roster for the 1st Annual Mpls Drunken Spelling Bee is full, but that shouldn't stop you from coming down and watching the debauchery.  I've been invited to judge the contest and I am very excited.  The fun starts at 7:00pm sharp this Saturday, February 2nd, at the 331 Club on 13th & University in Northeast.


* Sorry Ian, but you did spill your drink on me.

Like You Were Really Gonna Build a Fort

- If you've got 5 cases of empty green or brown beer bottles lying around, this 100 bucks is as good as yours.  I haven't even seen that many empties since I was 19.

- The downtown Borders is closing on February 2nd, and the liquidation sale has already started.  All bargain books, gifts and stationary are 75% off, and regular stock is 25% off (for now).

- Cliché hosts their second annual "Avoid the Grey" fashion show at La Bodega tomorrow night.  $5.00 gets you in, and a prompt arrival at 8:00pm guarantees good sight lines.

Enamorada

I fell hard for these sneakers today while strolling through the MOA.  They're at DSW right now for $49.95.  They were out of my size already, though, so I might call a few stores tomorrow to see if they have them.  (I tried on a half-size too small, but they were still ridiculously comfortable and super light.)

They also come in hot pink, purple, black and taupe.  But I call blue.

 

Most Eligible Bachelor & Bachelorette

Just a reminder: You only have 11 days left to nominate your favorite single person for vita.mn's Most Eligible Bachelor & Bachelorette contest.

The winner will be featured in a vita.mn cover story, pampered at reVamp! salonspa, and given a night of fun with friends at Soundbar.

The bachelor profile in the cover story will be penned by me, so please bring forth your best men.  No really, I have to interview the guy so make sure he's entertaining and easy on the eyes.

"Ho Baby" Video

I made this.

Okay, I didn't make this, but I helped.  Remember when I went to Omaha to visit my friend Jaime and help him shoot a Vicious Vicious video?  Well, here's the video.

"Ho Baby" from Parade, starring Steve Pedersen of Criteria.

Comfy Shoe Score

I stumbled upon some pretty good deals yesterday while I was out looking for replacements for my comfy, everyday shoes (which have embarrassingly started showing their age lately).

What's What by Aerosoles silver satin ballet flats: $11.98
Chinese Laundry red patent pleather low heels: $23.96
Eleven by Venus Williams silver sneakers: $8.98

The first two pairs I found at DSW, but the sneakers are from Steve and Barry's.  There's a ridiculous winter clearance sale going on there right now and every single thing in the store is $8.98 or less.  I might go back and clean house on their jackets and outerwear, as it's winter here for a long, long time.

I feel slightly superhero-ish while wearing the silver sneakers but, much to my disappointment, all of today's physical activities were executed at regular strength and speed.

Spanish Scrabble

Waaaaay harder than it looks.

Hasbro forgot the "ch" though, so you have to put the "c" and "h" together on your own.