Well, some jerkoff's finally done it.
Someone stole my Bill Clinton/blowjobs bumper sticker. I handled it with grace when someone defaced it. I even laughed it off when someone left an angry note about it on my windshield at the bank. But to mess with another American's First Amendment rights by stealing? Not cool.
Seriously, who does that? This happened over a week ago and I'm finally cooled off enough to mention it, but I was really peeved. Handsome reward for any information leading to the ass-kicking of the larcenist.
I was thinking I'd just order another one, but the guy that made them doesn't appear to be offering them any longer. Plan B was to get a Big Lebowski bumper sticker, so I guess that's where I'm at now. But which one?
I'm really partial to "I know my rights, man," but "a natural zesty enterprise" and "you're not blowing" are also calling my name.