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Sandwiches, Strongbow and Estrogen and Progestin

It was a big deadline week for me, with one major project knocked down late yesterday afternoon, which was one major weight lifted off my back.  I took the opportunity to celebrate at Grumpy's during last night's Tweetup (Twitter meetup) and I'll go ahead and admit that there was one too many Strongbows consumed.  Case in point: I just drank a Red Bull and I'm still hungover.

Anyway, I blame Leif and Steve, somewhat equally.

Grocery shopping at Whole Foods is on the agenda for this afternoon, but before that a stop at Manny's Tortas.  One veggie torta, a little bag of Lays and a Toronja will cure what ails you (as long as a hangover is what ails you).

So no exciting blog post for me today, as I'm not quite functional even after mainlining several milligrams of something called Taurine.  I do want to post this, though, in case anyone hasn't seen it yet:

From the Department of Duh: Hormone Therapy Doubles Breast Cancer Risk

Gee, no kidding.  Ladies, stop popping hormone pills, sticking on patches, getting injections, inserting things into your vagina or whatever.  Do not mess with your hormones, even if you don't have any left.  This study will be just the tip of the iceberg; I'm convinced future humans will look back on current medicine's liberal use of hormones to treat everything and just shudder in horror. 

February 06, 2009 in Food and Drink, Minneapolis Miscellany, Music, Science | Permalink | Comments (1) | TrackBack (0)

Valentine's Day (But Not Really)

Why should we have to celebrate Valentine's Day on Valentine's Day?  Scrambling to make dinner reservations, flower deliveries, cupcakery orders, buy gifts of significance, all on one of the most frantic days of the year.  And for some poor bastards, the future of their relationship hinges on their V-Day performance.  Really, who needs that kind of pressure?  Here are two great options, not on Valentine's Day, with something for everyone.

Fugaise is booked for Valentine's Day but, because it falls on a Saturday this year, they're offering two special menus for Thursday, Friday and Saturday (February 12th-14th).  One is an elegant a la carte menu ($9.00-$32.00) and the other is an extravagant six-course tasting menu ($75.00, with optional $55.00 wine pairing).  Click here to see these special menus and to reserve your table.

On Sunday, February 15th, the increasingly popular Gastro Non Grata presents their 8th installment at the Triple Rock.  Sample Duvel beer, snack on samples from the Modern Cafe, nosh on cupcakes from Miel y Leche, throw a number in the Clancy's meat raffle and rock out to 4 local bands, including Gospel Gossip.  FREE, 6:00pm-9:00pm.

January 28, 2009 in Cupcakes!, Food and Drink, Music, Music, Movies, and Dining Out | Permalink | Comments (3) | TrackBack (0)

Where Has All The Good R&B Gone?

I recently started a list on vita.mn called "Favorite Baby Makin' Hits of the 1990s" because I've been listening to a lot of the screwing jams -- apologies to my parents -- on my iPod lately.

vita.mn lists have 10 fields for responses, which is usually enough, but I have so many good songs that I'm tempted to start a "Part II" list.  My cuts so far:

1. Doin' It - LL Cool J & LeShaun
2. If - Janet Jackson
3. I Care 4 U - Aaliyah
4. Pony - Ginuwine
5. Brown Sugar - D'Angelo
6. Nice & Slow - Usher
7. Reminisce - Mary J Blige
8. Twisted - Keith Sweat
9. Next Lifetime - Erykah Badu
10. Don't Let Go Love - En Vogue
11. That's the Way Love Goes - Janet Jackson
12. Be With You - Enrique Iglesias (not really R&B but certainly fits the other criteria)
13. Bump N' Grind - R Kelly
14. No Diggity - Blackstreet
15. Genie in a Bottle - Christina Aguliera
16. Freak Me - Silk

Okay, but all of this got me thinking: have we really not seen any great R&B since the 1990s?  I've been struggling to think of any really great songs this decade and I'm coming up short. 

More importantly, where are the divas?  Miss Badu, MJB and Alicia Keyes are all still around, but where's the next wave of soul?  I came up with Leela James, but that was about it.

December 19, 2008 in Music | Permalink | Comments (7) | TrackBack (0)

Hercules & Love Affair

I don't know a whole lot about this sort of thing but, if I'm not mistaken, Pitchfork's 2008 pick for Single of the Year is a song by the headlining DJ of vita.mn's New Year's Eve party.

I'm guessing ticket sales just jumped a little bit.  There are also some swanky VIP tickets for sale, as well as a pretty cool couples' package from aloft hotel that includes tickets to the event, one night's stay, breakfast the next day and a 2:00pm checkout.

I still have no idea what I'm doing for New Year's Eve.  Last year, I was home by 11:30pm after dinner at Fugaise, and happy to be away from the roaring bars.  We drove by The Bulldog on the way home and there were about 30 people standing outside in the ridiculous cold, smoking and screaming.  I may have had one too many Manhattans at dinner, but I remember thinking they looked like a tonal inversion of a bunch of Charlie Brown's Pigpens: people shapes of muted color surrounded by billowing clouds of breath steam swirling with cigarette smoke against the stark black of the sky over Northeast proper. 

I think I actually said that in the car.  Then, appropriately, The Mexican put me to bed as soon as we got home.

December 17, 2008 in Drinking, Enticing Links, Music, Music, Movies, and Dining Out | Permalink | Comments (1) | TrackBack (0)

Win Wu-Tang Clan Tickets

There are two ways to win Wu-Tang Clan tickets from vita.mn, but of course I'm going to encourage you to win my way.

WIN TICKETS TO SEE THE WU-TANG CLAN: If you're ready to tear da roof off with the Wu, I'm ready to hear your best concert date stories. Did you get it on in a dark corner of the club? Propose marriage to the mother of your children? Ditch a bad first date in favor of a tour bus ride across the Midwest? Spill the dirt and don't leave out the details. You could win a pair of tickets to see the Wu-Tang Clan at First Ave on Dec. 15. Submit entries by Dec. 1 to advice@vita.mn. I'll announce the winner in my Dec. 11 column.

That deadline is in 3 days, people, so hop to it.

November 28, 2008 in Enticing Links, Music | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)

Goodnight

Repost:

WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME DADDY YANKEE WAS HERE MONDAY?? I HATE EVERYONE AND AM GOING TO BED.

September 04, 2008 in Music | Permalink | Comments (1) | TrackBack (0)

We've Got Three of Imbibe's Best Places to Drink Beer in America

The latest issue of Imbibe arrived in my mailbox today and the cover story is a doozy: "The 100 Best Places to Drink Beer in America." 

The bars and restaurants are divided equally into 10 different categories and the Twin Cities get some love in three of them:

Best Draught Selection (Reader Pick): The Muddy Pig
Best Irish-style Pub: The Local
Best Gastropubs: The Happy Gnome

Mark Vanwie and Paul Schatz, owners of both The Muddy Pig and The Happy Gnome, are probably feeling pretty darn good today.

August 19, 2008 in Drinking, Food and Drink, Music | Permalink | Comments (4) | TrackBack (0)

Overrated/Underrated Restaurants

Chandrew wants to know what you think are the most overrated restaurants in the Twin Cities.  Commenter votes so far have gone to Holy Land--what?!--Pizza Luce, W.A. Frost, La Belle Vie--again, what?!--and Masa. 

My vote(s) would have to go to Chambers Kitchen, Loring Pasta Bar and any steak and seafood house.  Yeah, yeah, I'm a vegetarian, but seriously: I can cook a fresh filet on my backyard grill and it'll taste the same if not better than it would at Murray's.

What about the most underrated/overlooked restaurants?  My picks are, in no particular order, La Cucaracha, Donatelli's, King's Korean, Fat Lorenzo's, Fugaise, Bombay 2 Deli, Crescent Moon Bakery, La Poblanita, Uncle Franky's and Flameburger. 

Throw ya off a little on that last one?  Well, it's all about ambiance at The Flame.

Apparently Europol Eva's Delicatessen was a little too overlooked in my neighborhood.  I drove by yesterday and the place is shuttered.  Too bad; it was a very cute little Polish/Eastern European takeout counter loaded with treats and situated in a presumably accessible spot just off University and 13th Avenues NE. 

The windows are papered but there's no "for rent" sign to be seen.  Maybe there's already another great takeout spot in the works?  If anybody wants to float me a few grand, I've got a no-fail restaurant concept that would work perfectly in that space.

August 07, 2008 in Appalling Customer Service, Food and Drink, Music | Permalink | Comments (32) | TrackBack (0)

More Mexican at the Mall of America

Chipotle is now open at the Mall of America, on the same floor as Qdoba (3rd) and in the same food court as Baja Sol (South).  You officially couldn't avoid a giant burrito at the mall if you tried.

Cantina #1, the new Mexican resort town-themed restaurant, is also open up on the 4th floor.  You might miss it completely if you didn't know it was there, since there's nothing else occupying the upper level expanse besides Hooters next door.  Luckily, Cantina #1 has been sending me press releases for a few months, so I remembered it was open when I was at the MOA yesterday looking for a new belt.

To sum it up in a sentence, if the Cheesecake Factory opened up a Mexican restaurant, this would be it.  The place is huge, with ambitiously ample seating for a MOA restaurant.  The booths are enormous and the bar--situated in the center of one of two large dining areas, each with its own host stand--will easily accommodate any and all shoppers looking for a quick beer or margarita to break up the retailing monotony.  It doesn't remind me one bit of being in Mexico, but nice try with the sporadic greenery and faux-thatched hut over the bar.  One bonus point awarded for the Spanish tutorial CDs playing in the bathroom.

The investment group that opened Cantina #1 (the second of apparently 20-plus more locations planned) heavily licensed the Corona name from Grupo Modelo and, as a result, either the beer's name or its trademark font type is everywhere in the restaurant.  There's even Corona in a couple of cocktails, some of which I wasn't feeling brave enough to try at 4:30 in the afternoon.  I know, I know, but seriously; vodka, Corona and Sierra Mist?  Or cherry vodka, Corona and grenadine?  Nah thanks.

Instead I opted for a sure thing: one of my favorite summer drinks, the michelada ($4.00).  I've heard micheladas referred to as "bloody beers," which makes sense as they're essentially spicy bloody mary mix over ice in a pint glass, with the rest of the glass filled with an easy-drinking Mexican beer like Corona or Modelo.  (At home I go a little ghetto and use V8, fresh lime wedges and Tapatio sauce, since I always seem to have those things around.)

The salted rim combined with the extreme salt content of Cantina #1's house bloody mary mix made my mouth pucker, even after filling my glass to the top with the accompanying Coronita.  Too salty to be refreshing and far too heavy on the Worcestershire sauce (I should've asked), but definitely spicy enough for my liking.  I wanted to order a torta to eat, but they're only available from 11:00am-4:00pm, so I went with the poblano pepper and corn quesadillas ($7.79). 

They forgot to put corn in mine (how do you miss one of three ingredients?), but I didn't gripe about it since I was more curious about trying the different salsas.  The house red salsa tastes more like my homemade spaghetti sauce than anything borne from Mexico, heavy on the herbs and canned tomatoes.  The green "patron" salsa was better, made mostly from fresh blended serranos.  Both were kind of a miss with the appetizer, though; the flour tortilla quesadillas tasted better with the standard pico de gallo that accompanied them.

In addition to the quesadilla option in the appetizer section, there was only one other vegetarian item on the menu, but I didn't feel like sitting at a mall bar by myself and polishing off a cheese enchilada platter with beans and rice.  It was bad enough a gentleman customer who was clearly an off-duty Cantina #1 bartender tried to buy me another michelada; I said no for myriad reasons, the first of which being I really didn't want to stay any longer than I had to.  Again, envision sitting alone at the Cheesecake Factory.

Service overall was slow and a little confused.  My poblano and corn sans corn quesadilla had a 15-minute ticket time, hardly excusable in a mostly empty restaurant where the staff outnumbered the patrons 2 to 1.  The bartender serving me didn't check back on my food until I was on the last bite, and only then was it to tell me that the aforementioned off-duty employee wanted to buy me a drink.  I overheard a server asking the bartender what he was making (my michelada), which I had to laugh about since it's at the top of their drink menu.  Employees are still adjusting to the operation, pulling at their uniforms and getting acquainted with one another.

The food and drinks aren't expensive, nor does it seem like they're exceptional.  Obviously, I was limited to what I could try, but the menu doesn't read much differently than that of Chevy's across the street from the mall.  It's another option for the local lunch crowd (easy in, easy out from the ramp) and will probably pull in its fair share of weekend MOA tourists looking for family-friendly food and ice cold beer or coconut cocktails.


P.S.  I did find a belt.  Nordstrom Rack got a truckload in yesterday and I scored a sweet brown Lulu belt for $5.97.

P.P.S.  I let that off-duty bartender pay for the one michelada I ordered.

August 02, 2008 in Food and Drink, Music, Shopping: Trends & Lucky Finds | Permalink | Comments (4) | TrackBack (0)

Who's My Daddy?

What exactly is taking this movie so long to come to a theater near me?  The damn trailers have been online for like a year.  I'll see it without English subtitles, I don't care.  I'm not going for the moral message.

July 06, 2008 in Music, Music, Movies, and Dining Out | Permalink | Comments (1) | TrackBack (0)

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