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mike

Felicia is the hottest piece of tail I've seen in a long time. Talk about a flirt! I wonder where she learned that from?

Taylor

Now that you've got the tech stuff figured out, you're going to be unstoppable.

not2sure

poor felicia... the camera does add ten pounds.. and that's alot on a cat.

hue

Move over Rocketboom!

You should make this a regular thing. I am a big fan of MN stories, but you are WAY more foxy than Chuck!

taylor

I'm not foxier than Chuck. At all.

BTW, I was going to tell this Polish joke, too, for MOM:

Alexis and I were in the bar the other day, and the guys next to us were telling each other Polish jokes like "it takes four Polish guys to screw in a lightbulb -- one to hold the light bulb and three to spin him around".

One guy got up to use the bathroom and I followed.

When we got in the bathroom, being drunk and mad, I said, "Hey, I'm 100% Polish! And I don't like you two making fun of Polaks!"

He tried to calm me down by telling me that he was just joking about Polaks being slow, but I got even more mad and yelled at me, "I'm going to cut you!" Then I reached in my pocket and pulled out a razor!

[punchline deleted]

Rex

Dear Minneapolis, seeing this makes me wonder: why did we ever break up? Love, -Rex

Max Sparber

I got thrown out of Nye's for telling exactly that same joke. Once I explained it to them, oh, were they mad!

cK

A brilliant edition to your blog. Thanks for that. Felicia may give Dame Judy a run next year! By the way, I too am a little weirded out by coffeeshops, even though I spend so much time in them. This morning, a man took to farting next to me. I really didn't know what to do about that. I love living here, I love my neighborhood, but that guy is definitely NOT one of the reasons I live in Minnesota!
-cK

Alexis

Taylor, you screwed the joke up for me. Now I have to retell the whole thing.

Alexis and I were in the bar the other day, and the guys next to us were telling each other Polish jokes like "it takes four Polish guys to screw in a lightbulb -- one to hold the light bulb and three to spin him around".

One guy got up to use the bathroom and I followed.

When we got in the bathroom, being drunk and mad, I said, "Hey, I'm 100% Polish! And I don't like you two making fun of Polaks!"

He tried to calm me down by telling me that he was just joking about Polaks being slow, but I got even more mad and yelled at me, "I'm going to cut you!" Then I reached in my pocket and pulled out a razor and slit his f*cking throat.

Well, dammit, it was funny in email.

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