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You're a fan of Star Trek, right? Well, refer, if you will, to the fourth Star Trek film. In that film, we learn that the short sightedness of humanity leads to disaster when an alien returns to Earth to try and download information from wales which have gone extinct between visits.

Well, I posit the following: what if the messages for future aliens are not recorded by the brains of wales, but are instead encoded in the DNA of humanity. And what if the particular message the aliens need to deduce during their visit is displayed via your pores, and your pores only?

Won't the tattoo garble the message?

Mmm, beer.


"Download information from Wales"? The Welsh aren't exactly computer geniuses, you know.


Perhaps not being able to extract the message just means that us tattooed folk ARE YOUR LEADERS.



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