WANTED: New Friend with Swimming Pool
Swimming pool requirements:
- Outdoor
- Professionally maintained
- Accessible without house key
- Inflatable loungers
New friend requirements:
(None)
We're looking to trade stimulating conversation, entertaining shenanigans (that will likely involve water fights and suntan oil massages), and a case of Paulaner Hefe-Weizen for regular use of your pool. If interested, please get back to us as soon as possible, as it's already the second week of July. We look forward to hearing from you!
I've got a whole freakin ocean outside my window. That count?
Posted by: Rex | July 10, 2006 at 05:06 PM
Alexis,
What exactly are you holding in your hand in that pic? Forget it, I don't wanna know.
Posted by: taulpaul | July 10, 2006 at 05:13 PM
Rexie: are you flying us out?
Paul: that's a Bud Light and you know it, mister!
Posted by: Alexis | July 10, 2006 at 06:34 PM
I like Paulaner enough that I'm tempted to install a pool in my yard, just to take that offer.
Posted by: Dave | July 11, 2006 at 01:04 AM
This is a brilliant idea, I must admit. Quite genius; I couldn't have planned it better myself:)
The truth is that I do need to get some summer tan ASAP, so I encourage people to hurry up with the offers.
As a sign of gratitude for this amazing post- I give you Alexis Colby Carrington quote of the day:
Alexis to Blake: Take this junk and your blonde tramp and get out of my house!
This is sooo Dynasty!!
Posted by: Marina | July 11, 2006 at 12:40 PM
Is that a full glass of Amaretto that Janelle has there? Hmmmmmmm!
Posted by: Jerry | July 11, 2006 at 11:01 PM
I have a pool...it's 6 feet in diameter...usually used by a dog named Casey...he does not like beer...that I know of.
:)
Posted by: Matthew H | July 18, 2006 at 03:15 PM
Dang gum it. I just have a really big ass lake in Canada. It's a bit of a drive, but there's good booze and a windsurfer.
Posted by: Lewis | July 18, 2006 at 04:04 PM