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geoff

this is too weird...I discussed 3 of those food items above(brasa greens, la loma tamales, ginger cookies) in the last 24 hours....

1) I got alllll the game
2) Jake's way hotter than maggie
3) Trader Joe's Triple Ginger kick WF's ass
4) Brasa's collard greens ain't got no pork, so they ain't fo' real.
5) La Loma Tamales today...love the sweet corn ones for breakfast or the chiken mole ones for lunch.

Bexley

I was going to just post, "I have no game," when I realized the irony of that statement given my employer.

Alexis

Round of applause, people, for Geoff and his knowledge of fine films.

Don't worry, Bexley, I still think it's possible to work for a game company and not have any game.

Bexley

I should hope so. It's bad enough only having one...

Rex

30-years-old makes you a MILF? Lex, I think you might wanna rethink that one... I know your birthday.

Alexis

No, being an attractive mom makes someone a MILF.

Bexley

Except, you know, she's not a mom...

Bexley

Curses!

Alexis

Immaculate conception?

Bexley

No, I meant you're not a mom. Hence the "curses!" when you beat me to it.

Alexis

Ohhh, right on.

Maybe cat moms count?

Bexley

Sure, but how the hell do you pronounce CMILF?

Alexis

I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it's also Kurdish for the juicier parts of the female anatomy.

Rex

You don't have to LITERALLY be a mom to be a MILF!!!

(OR DO YOU?!?!?! I believe I've just written next week's Alexis onthe Sexes.)

Alexis

I say you do indeed have to be a mom to be a MILF. Otherwise, you're just an ILF.

geoff

yes, you must not only be a mom, you have to have given birth to a child (adoptive MILFs do not count for the purposes of this exercise)

Kate Hudson is a MILF, Angelina Jolie is a BMILF or AMILF depending on your point of origin.

Maggie Gylenhaal is neither. although she was inexplicably hottish in "Stranger than Fiction"

Account Deleted

"Now your father, he got game."

Bwahaha! Friday is my second favoritest movie ever.

Marchelle

Um, actually, Maggie just had the deliciously foamy Stellan Skarsgaard's baby last year, so yes, she is technically a MILF.

Marchelle

Let me correct myself - she has a baby with Peter Sarsgaard, an entirely different actor. What, I like film, I'm a font of useless trivia.

geoff

the Gyllenhaal-Sarsgaard baby will never be lacking for vowels and already has achieved straight A's

Rex

I'm pretty sure I disagree with all of this. I bet 80% of the time that the word MILF is used (as in, "check out that MILF" heard every 2.8 seconds at Drink) it references someone who isn't a mom.

Then again, I'm a cougar lover.

Bexley

Well, yeah, but then it's being used in a slightly derogatory way. I know I'd be insulted if someone indicated I was somebody's mom just because of the way I looked.

JK

The urban dictionary definitions all say Mother or Mom.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=milf

Bexley

Oooh. Citing a dictionary. Even though I agree with you, that's pretty bush league.

geoff

Minnesota Cougar hot spots.
http://www.urbancougar.com/dens_mn.php
How did they leave off Bellanotte? this calls for further investigation.

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