Girl Friday: I Lost Craigslist

Alright, since I don't have anywhere near the amount of free time as the person who keeps flagging my listings down on Craigslist, I'm going to use the awesome power of the thousands of readers of this blog to sell my stuff instead. (And to whomever keeps flagging my listings: your dislike for me is duly noted. However, no one cares. I may have lost your little Craigslist game, but you lose at having a life.)

All items for sale, including those that are still surviving on Craigslist, are $5.00 off if you email me directly (I have a different email address attached to my Craigslist account). The free shipping offer is still valid, but I will only take PayPal payments.

Shoes:

New in box and never worn, size 9 Rampage brown-hued leopard print flats with maryjane-style top strap: $20.00 ($15.00 after Girl Friday discount).

[Pending payment] ~~Worn once to house party for Drinking With Ian taping (still have box), size 9 Next black patent strappy, very sexy shoes with 3 1/2" heel: $30.00 ($25.00 after Girl Friday discount).~~

Bought gently used at consignment boutique but never worn, size 9N Van Eli black suede ankle boot with 3" heel. Soles are scuffed but suede is in great condition (probably leather treated): $20.00 ($15.00 after Girl Friday discount).

Ready to Wear:

New with tags, two Charlotte Russe juniors' size L tees, 100% soft, comfy cotton, tees read "Tell your boyfriend to stop staring" and "I'm smarter, hotter and more fun." Take both tees for $15.00 ($10.00 after Girl Friday discount).

New with tags, halter/hipster two-piece swimsuit from Playa by La Blanca. White background with light blues, grays and sea foam green daisy and fronds design. Tie halter top with removable soft cups. Bikini cut bottoms with 8-inch sewn-on "hipster" micro miniskirt. Outer fabric is 86% nylon with 14% Lycra, lining is 100% nylon. Top is size S (fits B-C nicely), bottoms are M. Originally paid $88.00, asking $50.00 ($45.00 after Girl Friday discount).

From our Men's Department:

New with tags, men's size XL New Balance black running shorts, Stretch 8 short with Zone 1 smart fabric that "moves perspiration away from your body, accelerates evaporation and reduces abrasion for increased comfort." 20" long. 92% nylon, 8% Spandex. Paid $24.99 for a client who didn't need them and I just forgot to return them in time. $20.00 ($15.00 after Girl Friday discount).

And now this thing, this thorn in my side, this beast that occupies way too much space in my office, this f**king motorcycle suit I agreed to sell for a friend:

Men's Teknic Lightning one-piece riding suit, blue, like new. Worn only twice on short rides, there is not a scuff on this suit. Size 42 which, according to the Teknic sizing chart, is waist: 32-33", sleeves: 26", inseam: 31", height: 5'10", weight 160 pounds. Paid $650.00, asking $350.00 (Girl Friday discount negotiable).

Remember, shipping is free on all of these items, even this goddamn motorcycle suit that weighs a ton. I'm only taking PayPal, so email me for the billing information and I'll send your stuff same or next day. If you don't see anything you like, please forward this post to someone who might.